He was in his seventies at the time, and he seemed to truly enjoy it. He clearly didn’t need a chainsaw, but he had one and used it. It seemed appropriate for President Reagan. Donald Trump? Not so much.

I have another chainsaw. Kind of. It is an electric version that my dad bought me a few decades ago to trim back a hedge of bushes each fall. It worked great for that task, but it was a bit sluggish for larger projects — and my manly neighbors made fun of it. I still get it out of the shed occasionally, when my neighbors aren’t watching.

With this week’s windstorms, I was hoping for an opportunity to dust off my chainsaw and put it to use. I carefully inspected my yard, but not a single limb had dropped. My neighbors’ yards looked clean, too. An opportunity missed.

Even so, I am prepared for the next windstorm, in my flannel shirt, work boots laced up, chainsaw in hand, trying to be manly. All I need is a blue ox.

Have a fantastic Friday, and thanks for reading.

Shane Goodman

President and Publisher
Big Green Umbrella Media
shane@dmcityview.com
515-953-4822, ext. 305

Your Clear Mortgage forecast from Jason Parkin

It’ll be chilly and breezy again today and tomorrow, and Saturday will see colder temperatures with a high perhaps not reaching 30 degrees. Back to the mid-30’s Sunday and mid-40s Monday. The only chance for a white Christmas looks to come with flurries or light snow on Christmas day itself.

For help with preapprovals or refinancing, get in touch with Jason at parkin.mortgage

FROM KCCI: Authorities spend hours fighting fire due to inground propane tank

CUMMING, Iowa — Crews spent hours fighting a fire in Cumming on Thursday evening. KCCI was on the scene where the Northern Warren Fire Department said a tractor made contact with an inground propane tank. The crews were not concerned about an explosion.  ...READ MORE FROM KCCI

FROM WHO-TV: Iowans recognized for heroic actions by Governor Kim Reynolds

DES MOINES, IOWA – After the 2020 Governor’s Lifesaving awards and the Sullivan Brothers’ Award of Valor event was canceled due to COVID-19, Governor Kim Reynolds hosted the 2020 and the 2021 awards combined. On Thursday morning the governor gathered with civilians and first responders who were involved in heroic acts to be recognized in the state capitol building.  … READ MORE FROM WHO-TV

FROM WOI-DT Local 5: Storm aftermath: National Weather Service confirms 13 total tornadoes in Iowa from Wednesday

How many times have you seen "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”?

None
1 time
2-5 times
6-10 times
11 times or more

How do you prefer your eggnog?

Homemade - 4%
Right out of the carton - 32%
Spiked - 25%
I don’t like eggnog - 39%

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