Ever have one of those days when nothing seems to go right? Of course you have, but hopefully not today. Meanwhile, you can revel in my recent misery.
I was planning on an afternoon of yardwork on Sunday, so, as usual, I started the mower. I seemed to have to push more than normal, so I looked closer and noticed the self-propel feature was not working. I have had this happen before and knew what to look for and how to fix it. Luckily, the belt just slipped off. Easy fix.
After mowing, I decided to spray down the patio. As I unwound the garden hose from the hose rack, the handle broke off mid-spin, skinning my knuckles on the metal frame. No biggie. I found a cotter pin and pieced it back together. I also found a Band-Aid and patched myself up. It was a frustrating incident but another easy fix.
I then attempted to start my gas blower with an aggressive pull, and the starter cord snapped, sending me in a back somersault with half of the cord still in my hand. I had not attempted this this repair previously. After a couple YouTube views, I decided I could give it a shot. I did not have a replacement cord, so I decided to make do with the longest of the two pieces that were once one. It worked. The pull is now quite short, but it starts — without back somersaults.
Bad things often happen in threes, so I assumed I was safe for the day.
I relaxed over a nice dinner on our deck with my wife, sharing my magnitude of mishaps. When we finished dinner, I opened the screen door and walked inside with my dishes, leaving the door open briefly as I was going to bring the seat cushions inside, too. Jolene decided to shut the screen door without telling me. On my return to the deck a few seconds later, I walked through the door nose first, taking it off the track and snapping the wheels. I kicked that screen door across the deck and let out some words that are not in the dictionary, fully realizing it was time for me to end this day before I lost a limb.
If nothing else, I contributed to the economy with purchases of a lawn mower self-propel belt, a gas blower starter cable, and a screen door repair kit.
Next weekend has to be better, right?
Have a marvelous Monday, and thanks for reading.
Shane Goodman President and Publisher Big Green Umbrella Media shane@dmcityview.com 515-953-4822, ext. 305 |